Zeugma and Syllepsis Play

Create zeugma and syllepsis constructions for poetic surprise.

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Zeugma: One word governs multiple objects in different senses.
Example: "She lowered her standards and her neckline."

Syllepsis: Similar, but with a literal and figurative sense.
Example: "He lost his wallet and his temper."

Generate 8 zeugma/syllepsis constructions:
- 4 comic/witty examples
- 4 serious/poignant examples

For each:
- The complete construction
- The double meaning created
- Potential context for use
- Whether it leans comic or serious

Draft a short poem featuring at least 2 zeugma constructions.